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- 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
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You know you are a lesbian when…
you can’t stop watching that video of Naya Rivera pole dancing.
- Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself
- Apostle: What if they’re gay?
- Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
